I almost missed it!

Holy shit! I can't believe I almost missed my bloggy birthday thingy. On this day, seven years ago, I started this blog. Granted it sat forgotten or ignored for a good portion of that time. But thanks to Rockin' Mama that foul-mouthed bitch, it has a made a come back. I never thought I see over 100 followers or find so many awesome bitches.  So thanks Bitch, I owe you a cupcake and one red hot spanking!

Pure Awesomeness - NSFW

This is a real book and it is awesome. If you're a parent, even if you're not one, you've at least thought this about a child. Don't lie. I won't, I've said it.

Duh

I've been running, or attempting to run for a couple of months. Don't even ask how many times I've hurt myself doing this. I must look really interesting with two knee braces and one of my ankles wrapped. I'm probably limping down the road, but I go any way.  As of yesterday I didn't need to wrap my ankle and I'm hoping that once my legs are stronger I won't need the knee braces.

The whole time I've been running I've had this pain on the inside of my right calf muscle. Jason said it was shin splints. I didn't think so, my shin didn't hurt. It couldn't be shin splints. Ummmmmm . . . . . . . okay, Jason you were right. Posteromedial shin splints. Ouch.  No wonder it's not getting any better.  Oops.

Yes, I'm an honor student. I'm just not always the brightest bulb in the chandelier. *sigh*

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

I see I have 8 followers, but only seven people show up on the list.  Oh mystery follower, who are you?  That's gonna bug me.

If it's my ex-husband. Dude get another hobby and piss off.  If it's not, hi! Whomever you are.

Wow, that hurt soooooooo bad!

I was getting ready to for my 3 nephew's birthday party earlier today and as usual I was drinking a Diet Dr. Pepper.  The boy was in the bathroom with me, making sure his do was in order and I took a drink and coughed at the same time.

Ouch.

Before I knew what happened, I had Diet Dr. Pepper coming out my nose.  It burned like fire!  I wanted to cough, but every time I coughed more soda came out my nose!  My eyes watered, my throat burned. It was ugly. 

The boy notices the fizzy liquid coming out of my nose. Finally.  He looks at me and says, "OMG are you okay?!"

"Yes. It's just soda."

"Why did you do that?"

"I didn't do it on purpose dude. Wow that really hurt."

"Well don't make soda come out of your nose."

"Thanks for the tip son.  I knew I could count on you."

25 Questions. Because I'm avoiding homework

1. How far away do you live from your parents? Ugh, I live with my parents. But only because I have to.


2. What did you get in the mail today? I don't know yet. Our mailman is the slowest EVER


3. How do you like your steak cooked?: Medium rare!



4. Have you ever sat all the way through Gone With the Wind? Absolutely. My most favorite movie!


5. Have you ever been to Mt Rushmore? Nope



6. Is it just me, or was The Marine (w/John Cena) a really horrible movie? No, it isn't just you. That movie is horrible.


7. Do you smoke cigarettes? Not right now. I quit so I could get my tongue pierced. One vice for another!


8. Are you currently planning a trip? No, but I sure wish I was.


9. Is Ryan Seacrest gay? Should anyone care? I don't know and no, we shouldn't care.  As long as he's not hitting on my boyfriend Mr. Seacrest can do whomever he wants.


10. Do you take anti-depressants? No



11. Do you ever take sleeping pills? No, that's what beer and sex are for.



12. Did you ever get into a bar and drink before you were 21? Yes. Long story and probably a damn funny blog post.


13. Do you watch MTV anymore? Yes. Lately for some reason I keep watching it.  Nitro Circus is pretty funny.


14. What kind of car do you drive? A POS Jeep.  Please steal that piece of shit.

15. Honestly, is that car insured? Yes, that's why I want you to steal it!


16. Do you like sushi? Never tried it. Kinda scared to with all of my allergies.


17. Do you like roller coasters? Hell yes!


18. What magazine(s) do you buy regularly or subscribe to? None. They just pile up and then I throw them away.


19. Do you own an iPad? Do you plan to buy an iPad if you don't already have one? No, probably not.


20. Was your dad named after anyone? His dad


21. What’s the longest time that you‘ve been involved with the same person? Almost thirteen years


22. What is something that you‘d rather be a bit dirty?: Sex. (I stole this answer ... kinda hard to disagree with that one!)



23. What was your best/favorite subject at school? English or Art


24. Describe your accent: Californian lol


25. What do you wear to sleep? Sometimes nothing and sometimes shorts and a t-shirt