Six Word Saturday

Not ready to give up yet . . . . . . . .

I got tagged

Nikki Darlin' at Southern Mama with a Bad Mouth tagged me. I'm a lazy bitch and have been laying around all day enjoying the one day of my week a half long vacation that I actually haven't had anything to do! I've been in pajamas all day, it's awesome.

Here are the rules:
 1. Post these rules. 
2. You must post 11 random things yourself.
3. Answer the ques­tions the tag­ger set for you in their post.
4. Cre­ate 11 new ques­tions for the peo­ple you tag to answer.
5. Go to their blog and tell them that you've tagged them.
6. No stuff in the tag­ging sec­tion about ‘you are tagged if you are read­ing this.’ Blah blah blah, you legit­i­mately have to tag 11 peeps!

11 things about myself

1. I can wiggle my ears
2. I can touch my nose with my tongue
3. I can pick stuff up with my toes
4. I love high heels, but hardly ever wear them
5. I am a stubborn bitch
6. I have a potty mouth (like you didn't know lol)
7. While I was in high school I have serious thought to joining the Coast Guard
8. I sometimes use Google as spell check
9. My favorite color is blue
10. I bite my lip a lot
11. I'm really, really shy. I know it doesn't seem like it, but I am

Questions from Nikki

1. What's your favorite TV show? American Horror Story
2. Who would you say is your hero? I don't think I have one. Fuck it, I'm my own hero!
3. How would you describe yourself at the age 18? Pretty much the same as I am now. I've always been a rad bitch. Although I will say I'm more confident now.
4. What's your favorite cartoon? I miss Animaniacs
5. Where is your dream vacation and why? Ireland, because that place just fascinates me
6. What's your favorite book and why? Gone with the Wind, because although Scarlett is a selfish bitch, she did what she had to do to survive. You've gotta admire that
7. What are you most scared of? Something happening to one or both of my kids
8. What's your favorite thing about blogging? All the people I meet. Most of you are kick ass lol
9. What/Who got you started in blogging? Way back in the day there was a blog by Rance, nobody knew who he/she was and everybody thought it was a celebrity. I started following the blog and talking to people on there and boom! My blog was born
10. If you could buy one thing without having to worry about the price, what would it be? Duh, I would go finish my sleeve in a heart beat
11. What are you wearing right now? NO cheating! LOL. Soccer shorts, a t-shirt and the sweatshirt I stole from J :)

11 Tagged People

Chrissy

Rebecca

Marisa

Cyn

SarahBeff

Danelle

Cat

Ruby

Okay, I'm not gonna make it to 11. Nobody's perfect

11 questions from me to you

1. What is your favorite midnight snack?
2. If you could go anywhere right now, where would you go?
3. What is your favorite movie from your childhood?
4. Do you have any tattoos, and if not do you want to get one?
5. What is one food that you will not eat under any circumstances?
6. Current obsession?
7. Favorite smell?
8. Something that gives you the giggles every time you see it
9. What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
10. What is your favorite brand of lingerie?
11. Are you wearing shoes right now?

Friday Funny

It's getting hard to find funny shit, or I just haven't had time to look for it. How can I be on vacation and not be in my pajamas all day? It's a fucking tragedy.  So here's your funny, because I really did lol. Ha!





Link up your funny stuff and make me laugh.

Wordless Wednesday

Friday Funny

Sorry this is so late, but I had a hot man waiting on me this morning and I was incredibly distracted.  Couple that with an afternoon tattoo appointment and well, I lagged. 

This picture made me laugh my ass off.

Merry Christmas!

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Wordless Wednesday

My graduation dress :)

Meet Me on Monday

1. Wrapping paper or gift bags?That depends on the present. If it's an awkward shape, then it goes in a bag.
2.  Real or artificial tree?Real, but I have an artificial one is storage.
3.  When do you put your tree up?We just got our tree yesterday.
4.  When do you take your tree down?Usually a week or so after Christmas.
5.  Do you like eggnog?No, not really. It's the texture. Kinda gross
6.  Do you have a nativity scene?Nope. 
7.  Favorite Christmas movie?A Christmas Story of course! 
8.  Favorite Christmas cookie?Sugar cookies. I have awesome memories of making them with my aunt.
9.  Where will you eat Christmas dinner?At my aunt's house.
10.  Angel, bow, or star on top of your tree?Angel
11.  Most annoying thing about this time of year?The crowds in the stores. I need to be like my friend and start my shopping in May.
12.  Do you like fruitcake?I don't think I've ever actually eaten fruit cake
13.  What are you most excited about the holidays?My kids opening their presents.
14.  Do you open presents Christmas Eve or Christmas morning?It depends on where the kids are. This year we will be opening presents on Christmas Eve
15.  Will you still be wrapping presents on Christmas Eve?Probably not since my kids are with their dad all week, I'll have plenty of time to wrap presents.

Six Word Saturday

Six words can't describe my happiness.

Friday Blog Hops

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Friday Funny

Can you believe I almost forgot?! I'm sure you can, so shut your whore mouth and link up something funny!

Pretty please put the button in your post and make sure you're linking up something funny.

Have a good weekend bitches! I'm graduating tomorrow!!!! 

The Buzz About Me 12

1. Do you like your middle name or are you embarrassed by it?

I'm okay with it. It's pretty plain as far as middle names go.

2.  Have you ever seen a white Christmas?

I think so. It was when I was two, so I'm not 100% sure it was Christmas at the time lol

3.  Looking back, have you accomplished what you wanted to in life up to this point?

Yes, I think I have. 

4.  Do you prefer baking or cooking?

Baking definitely. 

5.  What's the website you think you spend the most time on?

Tumblr or Pinterest. They are the black holes of the internet. They suck you in and you can't escape

Wordless Wednesday

Meet Me on Monday

1.  Tomorrow I'm going to go see the new Sherlock Holmes movie!
2.  Pudding or jello?  Jello. Pudding kinda grosses me out. I have no idea why
3.  What book are you currently reading?  I'm not. Which is really weird.
4.  What is the first concert you went to see?  My parents took me to see Julian Lennon. I have no idea why.
5.  What is your current weather?  Cold!

Friday Blog Hops

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Have a great weekend!

Friday Funny

Okay, so I just got home from a fire and am in a hurry to get some sleep. Enjoy the funny and link up your funny stuff!


Put the button in your funny post and please make sure you're linking up something funny.

Wordless Wednesday

Meet Me On Monday

1. Monday's are necessary if you want to get to Friday.
2.  What is your favorite kind of milkshake?Strawberry
3.  What monthly bill do you most dislike paying?My truck payment. Makes me cry every month even though I love my truck.
4.  How many email addresses do you use on a regular basis?Two. My personal one and my professional one
5.  What color lights are on your Christmas tree?Our tree isn't up yet, but when I have my own place I always use the clear/white ones. I don't know why I don't like colored lights on my tree.

Six Word Saturday

I dislike my internal alarm clock.

(is alarm clock one word or two?)

No More Muffin Top Weekend Blog Hop

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Friday Funny

We made it through another week and I'm sure we can all use a beer and a laugh, so link up your funny shit.  As long as it makes us laugh, then link up your post! 

I only have one rule, it must be a Friday Funny. If it isn't, I will delete the link and mock you endless throughout the wide world of social media.

Okay, I lied. Two rules. Please put the button on your post. 

Have a great weekend bitches!