Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Wordless Wednesday

Marvelous Mommy

I'm linking up with Marvelous Mommy for Wordless Wednesday.

Monday, November 28, 2011

Meet Me on Monday

1. I really need to clean my truck. It hasn't been washed in months.

2.  What food makes you think of Christmas?  Tamales. We don't have turkey or ham, we have tamales.

3.  If you could choose to stay a certain age forever, what age would it be?  I don't think I'd do that. I think we learn something every year we grow older and that's what makes getting older fun. You have 365 chances to not screw it up again.

4.  What was your first paying job?  Babysitting. I started babysitting when I was 12. 

5.  Have you read the Twilight series?  Yes I have. It's a good story, but I'm not going crazy over it or the movies.

Friday, November 25, 2011

Friday Funny 11/25

If you're out shopping today, you're fucking crazy.  You're supposed to do that shit on Christmas Eve like normal people. Haha!

I'm out in the desert drinking and chasing my kids on a quad.  See you bitches when I get back.

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

The Buzz About Me 11

1. As a child, did you have one item/toy that you were attached to?  Yep, I had my blanky lol. I wore that thing to shreds and then my mom had to find me a new one. I still have one actually, lol. Only now I can go to work without it. Ha!

2.  What would you consider to be your top three favorite holidays?  Halloween, Christmas, and Thanksgiving

3.  What is your earliest memory? Somebody filled my dad's truck with balloons and I remember them falling out all over the driveway. I was 2.

4.  Name three features about yourself that you think are sexy.  Wow, um okay let's see. My intelligence, my sense of humor, and my eyes.

5.  What was your very first pet?  A dog. Stacey. I tried to name her after my mom so she would let me keep her, but she didn't want a dog named after her. Lol, I wonder why?

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Meet Me on Monday

1. I wish I had more time to blog. Lately I haven't had time to read blogs or post.

2.  What is your favorite kind of soup?  Potato soup

3.  Where will you eat Thanksgiving dinner?  Out in the desert lol. We camp for Thanksgiving.

4.  What is your favorite time of day?  When I get home and can actually relax.

5.  Did you start Christmas shopping yet?  Nope. I had to wait for my money to show up from child support. Thieving bastards.

Saturday, November 19, 2011

Six Word Saturday

Super busy week. Glad it's over.

No More Muffin Top Blog Hop

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So I'm late, but in my defense I have been busy with work and life and working the fat off of my ass.

Jillian Michaels is making me her bitch on a daily basis and the workouts are more important than posting.  Enough excuses! Click the button and check out this awesome  chick then find me here:






Have a great weekend!

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Wordless Wednesday

Marvelous Mommy

I just love the toddler's facial expression. Priceless

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Music Monday - Songs with Color


The a couple of the videos have naughty words in them so you may want to have the kids leave the room!

This song is just awesome. It makes me laugh every time I hear it.

I wonder if I still have this cd around somewhere. I just remembered how much I like this song.

We need some rock n' roll to get us going today!

This one has naughty words too! But Pink is so awesome.

Shit I Hate Sunday

Shit I Hate . . . . the shit schedule I have at work. 12 hour days and I'm only getting paid for 6. Fucking lame

Shit I Hate . . . . that Advil doesn't work instantly. Waiting for this shit to kick in sucks cooter.

Shit I Hate . . . . creepy old men in bars. Seriously dude, you have no game. Buy me a beer and fuck off.

Shit I Hate . . . . having to buy my own beer. Ha!

Shit I Hate . . . . . my dad buying an electric guitar for the kids to play. Holy fuckballs, I don't care that it's after 10am. Do I really need to hear this kid crank it to 11? It's too early for rock n' roll. Auntie is hungover bitches.

Shit I Hate . . . . that the case, screen protector, and car charger for my new phone is taking 3 weeks to get here. Note to self: check where they're shipping from. Tokyo is really fucking far away

Now go link up the shit you hate!

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Friday, November 11, 2011

Look Alike Friday

Mrs. Monologues

I don't see it, but people always tell me I look like her.

Maybe if I hadn't plucked my eyebrows into oblivion we might look more alike. Hahaha

Friday Funny 11/18

Sorry this is late hookers, but this week has absolutely kicked my ass. Enjoy and link up!

Friday Blog Hops

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Go stalk these awesome bitches and then hunt my ass down here:



Have a great weekend!

Friday Funny

I get a three day weekend bitches! I love this month, so much time off from work. Sadly none of it is paid time off.  Oh how I dream of a job that pays decently and has benefits. Maybe after I get my Master's Degree. I still need a laugh though, so link up your funny shit.

Please remember that if it's not a Friday Funny I will delete your link and spend my day off mocking you.

Also presented for your amusement, I attempted to make a button but I can't get the fucker to work. I am an idiot with 3 college degrees.  Book smart doesn't always equal intelligent. Ha! Now I have to wait for Rockin' Mama to wake up and fix my shit because she is a blogging genius. I owe you boob pics, cupcakes, and beer bitch.

Thursday, November 10, 2011

The Buzz About Me 10

1. The last thing you was a Skinny Cow ice cream sandwich. Not for breakfast, although it is tempting. 

2.  The last thing you purchased.  Gas for my truck. I'm a broke bitch. I have to make sure I can get to work.

3.  The last thing you did before going to bed last night.  Read a chapter in Catching Fire. I need to get the third book in the Hunger Games series.

4.  The last song you heard.  Take My Drunk Ass Home by Eric Church

5.  The last show you were watching.  American Horror Story

6.  The last person you called.  My food stamps worker, and the bastard hasn't called me back. Guess who's getting a nasty phone call today!

7.  The last person you received a text from.  My mom. Lol, she was texting me from downstairs about the CMAs last night.

8.  The last color nail polish you wore.  Electric blue

9.  The last place you were before going home.  Work

10.  The last time you did something for yourself.  A couple of weeks ago when I went and got my new tattoo. Sure I could have used the money for something else, but mama needed some new ink!

Wednesday, November 09, 2011

Music Monday


I love it.

"It's always your favorite sins, that do you in."

OMG! I LOVE IT! Excuse me, I must go shopping on iTunes

I took a break from MMMM during December because, (brace yourself) I don't like Christmas music. Just not a fan.

Wordless Wednesday

NapTime MomTog

Monday, November 07, 2011

Music Monday - 80s or Disney!


The Little Mermaid is my favorite Disney movie.  I want Ariel's hair. Hahaha!

My favorite song from the movie.

This one just makes me giggle.

This post put me in such a good mood.  I think I'll go watch the Little Mermaid now.

Saturday, November 05, 2011

Six Word Saturday

I actually slept in this morning!

SOOC Saturday

SOOC Saturday

Linking up with Marvelous Mommy for Straight Out Of the Camera Saturday

Evidently he's not a fan of the Tilt-a-whirl. Lol 

Friday, November 04, 2011

Friday Funny 8

Time to celebrate making it through another week and laugh our asses off. Post anything funny; jokes, videos, pictures, or whatever. All that I ask is that you link up a Friday Funny and not your entire blog or another post. If you do that I'll delete your link and mock you repeatedly.

So, with that being said, here you go! I really did lol while watching this ;)

Also linking up with


Thursday, November 03, 2011

Friday Blog Hops

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Have a great weekend!

The Buzz About Me 9

1. What cell phone do you have?  I am the proud owner of a Samsung Infuse and I LOVE it!

2.  What is your area code?  559 

3.  What is one word you are uncomfortable saying and/or hearing?  I don't know. Nothing I guess. Okay, well maybe the word "no". I don't like being told no. Lol

4.  What is the time and temperature of where you are at right now?  It is 1:27pm and it's about 78 degrees outside.

5.  First word that comes to mind when you hear the word "winter"?  Snow, even though it never snows here

6.  Do you plan your meals or just eat whatever, whenever?  I don't really plan meals, unless you count dinner but only if I have to take something out of the freezer.

7.  What was one movie you saw recently where everyone said it was good but you thought otherwise?
I haven't been to the movies in a long time. So I got nothin'.

8.  Three words that would describe your mood today.  Confused, Okay, and Blah

9.  What room of the house do you use your computer in?
Mostly, in my bedroom.

10.  Name one thing on your mind right now.
Figuring out what I'm gonna do this weekend. I want to go dancing with the girls again.

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