Meet Me on Monday

1. My current weather is . . . . freezing ass at night and in the 80s during the day. It's weird.
2.  What is your favorite sound?  Baby belly laughs. Seriously, what's better than that? Makes me smile every time no matter what kind of mood I'm in.
3.  What is the worst flavor of ice cream?  I have yet to come across a flavor of ice cream that I didn't like, but I haven't tried the famous garlic ice cream in Gilroy yet so I'll have to get back to you.
4.  What magazine do you look for when you are stuck in a waiting room?  I always take a book with me.
5.  What is your favorite condiment?  Ketchup

Music Monday - Happy Halloween

I love this movie! 

Tim Curry is awesome!





Of course I have to put Rocky Horror Picture Show in here! I watch this every Halloween and just about any other time I want to.





Can't have Halloween without the Pumpkin King!





Have a great Halloween everybody!!

Friday Blog Hops

Click on the buttons and check out these awesome bitches.  
If you're not already stalking me these places, then you should be:
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Have a great weekend!

Friday Funny

Because it has been a long painful week and we all need a laugh.

So share anything that makes you laugh: videos, jokes, pictures, stories, whatever.

The only thing I ask is that you link up a Friday Funny. If you post a link to your whole blog and not just the Friday Funny post, I will delete your link and talk shit about you.

This is my blog. I can do that.

Now bring the funny bitches!

Wordless Wednesday

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Tough Shit Tuesday

I thought the party on Saturday was gonna be a big one . . . . . . tough shit, it was just my family. Lol


I wanted the weather to finally cool down . . . . . . tough shit, apparently summer lasts until December in California.


I wanted my parents to go out of town last weekend . . . . . tough shit, they decided to stay! Oh joy.


I want to move to Texas right now instead of waiting until April . . . . .tough shit, I have to wait for my tax refund.


I wanted to go to the EOC training next week . . . . . tough shit, I can't miss 4 days of work. 


I really need a vacation, I'm exhausted . . . . . tough shit, no paid vacation = no vacation




Go visit Good Mom, Bad Mouth and share the shitty things about your Tuesday

Post It Note Tuesday

Meet Me on Monday

1. My favorite kind of animal is horses! I really miss riding. Especially after seeing the barrel racing this weekend.
2.  Do you like your handwriting?Sure. It's legible most of the time. Ha!
3.  What was the last movie you saw?I think it was Conan. I really need to go to the movies more often.
4.  Do you buy things on Ebay?Yes I do! Ebay is awesome.
5.  What did you have for lunch yesterday?Technically I skipped lunch. :(

Music Monday

I don't see you laugh, you don't call me back but you kiss me when you're drunk
I don't know your friends, don't know where you've been why are you the one I want
Don't put your lips onto my mouth, and tell me you can't stay, don't slip your hand under my shirt, and tell me it's ok don't say it doesn't matter cause it's gonna matter to me
I can't be alone with you, got me out on the edge everytime you call and I know it would kill me if I fall, I can't be alone with you

Please, don't chain that door, I can't win this war your body is like a pill I shouldn't take

Don't put your lips onto my mouth, and tell me you can't stay, don't slip your hand under my shirt, and tell me it's ok don't say it doesn't matter cause it's gonna matter to me
I can't be alone with you, got me out on the edge everytime you call and I know it would kill me if I fall, I can't be alone with you

Don't put your lips onto my mouth, and tell me you can't stay, don't slip your hand under my shirt, and tell me it's ok don't say you love me cause you know you're gonna love me and leave
I can't be alone with you, got me out on th eedge everytime you call and I know it would kill me if I fall, I can't be alone with you
I don't see you laugh, you don't call me back but you kiss me when you're drunk

SOOC Saturday

I love these. More cool stuff I saw on my trip to LA.

Six Word Saturday

In the end, I always win.

I fought the good fight and triumphed over child support! Long story for another day, but a check is in the mail. Never underestimate the power of acting like a crazy bitch.

Friday Funny

It's finally Friday. I've had a shitty week and I can use a laugh. This is a classic!

Wordless Wednesday

Meet Me on Monday

 
1.  The thing that scares me the most is something happening to my kids that I can't fix or help them with.
2.  Do you like nuts in your chocolate chip cookies?  No
3. If you couldn't change the channel, what tv show would drive you from the room?  iCarly or that Naruto crap my kids watch *shudder*
4.  Pulp or no pulp in your orange juice?  No pulp. It's a drink, not a snack.
5.  Who do you miss the most?  *sigh* Wow, that one's a toughie.  Somebody that I wish was still alive, my Grandma Frances. Just because she always had my back and nothing scared her off. As for anybody else, I'm not going to put that kind of stuff on here any more. Some things are better off private.

Music Monday

It's not the song you think it is!



Now for some happy music!




Gotta love it right?




Okay, not so happy, but we all need a little rock on a Monday right?




I know I've posted this one before, but I still like this song.

Friday Funny - NSFW

We've made it through another week bitches and we've earned a good laugh to get us through the day.

Link up your funny shit. Pictures, videos, stories, or jokes. Whatever makes you laugh.

*Warning* If you link up a post that is not a Friday Funny I will not only delete your link but I will talk shit about you incessantly.  If you're blogging you are clearly capable of reading and writing SO PAY ATTENTION TO THE RULE!

Thanks! Have a great weekend!

Friday Hops

Go stalk this hooker. Even though she's been MIA for a few weeks. And send her some cupcakes, the poor bitch is knocked up she deserves it.

Then visit this silly bitch. She's a little weird, but we love her any way. Just kidding hooker!

Stop by and visit the Chunky Goddess. Awesome stuff


After all that shit, if you still have some energy, you can stalk be here


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Thursday Thirteen

Thirteen Things I Hate About Being Sick

1. The constant snot fountain that is my nose right now.

2. The snot on my shirt that is from the kids at work that got me sick.  Seriously, I have to go out in public later.

3. Having to constantly empty my trashcan because it's full of snotty tissues.

4.  The lovely hacking cough. So sexy.

5. My froggy voice. I sound like Darth Vader. I will be making lots of phone calls today. I like to share the joy.

6.  I don't have a fever so I still get to go to work!

7.  Constantly clearing my throat. People think I've developed some sort of odd tic.

8.  Living on cough drops.  They make food taste like shit. Not that  I know what shit tastes like, but I imagine it's pretty close.

9.  My nose is constantly red. It's too early for the Rudolph costume.

10.  Drinking gallons of water and having to pee constantly. Oh wait, I do that when I'm not sick. Oops

11.  Having to keep going downstairs to get more tea.  I must teach the girl how to fetch tea.

12.  This cold is making my asthma flare up and I hate not being able to breathe.  Makes it so hard to you know, stay alive and stuff.

Wordless Wednesday

Post It Note Tuesday