Monday, October 31, 2011

Meet Me on Monday

1. My current weather is . . . . freezing ass at night and in the 80s during the day. It's weird.

2.  What is your favorite sound?  Baby belly laughs. Seriously, what's better than that? Makes me smile every time no matter what kind of mood I'm in.

3.  What is the worst flavor of ice cream?  I have yet to come across a flavor of ice cream that I didn't like, but I haven't tried the famous garlic ice cream in Gilroy yet so I'll have to get back to you.

4.  What magazine do you look for when you are stuck in a waiting room?  I always take a book with me.

5.  What is your favorite condiment?  Ketchup

Music Monday - Happy Halloween


I love this movie! 

Tim Curry is awesome!

Of course I have to put Rocky Horror Picture Show in here! I watch this every Halloween and just about any other time I want to.

Can't have Halloween without the Pumpkin King!

Have a great Halloween everybody!!

Friday, October 28, 2011

Friday Blog Hops

misadventures of a chunky goddess

Click on the buttons and check out these awesome bitches.  

If you're not already stalking me these places, then you should be:







Have a great weekend!

Friday Funny

Because it has been a long painful week and we all need a laugh.

So share anything that makes you laugh: videos, jokes, pictures, stories, whatever.

The only thing I ask is that you link up a Friday Funny. If you post a link to your whole blog and not just the Friday Funny post, I will delete your link and talk shit about you.

This is my blog. I can do that.

Now bring the funny bitches!

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Tough Shit Tuesday

I thought the party on Saturday was gonna be a big one . . . . . . tough shit, it was just my family. Lol

I wanted the weather to finally cool down . . . . . . tough shit, apparently summer lasts until December in California.

I wanted my parents to go out of town last weekend . . . . . tough shit, they decided to stay! Oh joy.

I want to move to Texas right now instead of waiting until April . . . . .tough shit, I have to wait for my tax refund.

I wanted to go to the EOC training next week . . . . . tough shit, I can't miss 4 days of work. 

I really need a vacation, I'm exhausted . . . . . tough shit, no paid vacation = no vacation

Go visit Good Mom, Bad Mouth and share the shitty things about your Tuesday

Post It Note Tuesday

Only Parent Chronicles

Monday, October 24, 2011

Meet Me on Monday

1. My favorite kind of animal is horses! I really miss riding. Especially after seeing the barrel racing this weekend.

2.  Do you like your handwriting?
Sure. It's legible most of the time. Ha!

3.  What was the last movie you saw?
I think it was Conan. I really need to go to the movies more often.

4.  Do you buy things on Ebay?
Yes I do! Ebay is awesome.

5.  What did you have for lunch yesterday?
Technically I skipped lunch. :(

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Music Monday


I don't see you laugh, you don't call me back but you kiss me when you're drunk
I don't know your friends, don't know where you've been why are you the one I want
Don't put your lips onto my mouth, and tell me you can't stay, don't slip your hand under my shirt, and tell me it's ok don't say it doesn't matter cause it's gonna matter to me
I can't be alone with you, got me out on the edge everytime you call and I know it would kill me if I fall, I can't be alone with you

Please, don't chain that door, I can't win this war your body is like a pill I shouldn't take

Don't put your lips onto my mouth, and tell me you can't stay, don't slip your hand under my shirt, and tell me it's ok don't say it doesn't matter cause it's gonna matter to me
I can't be alone with you, got me out on the edge everytime you call and I know it would kill me if I fall, I can't be alone with you

Don't put your lips onto my mouth, and tell me you can't stay, don't slip your hand under my shirt, and tell me it's ok don't say you love me cause you know you're gonna love me and leave
I can't be alone with you, got me out on th eedge everytime you call and I know it would kill me if I fall, I can't be alone with you
I don't see you laugh, you don't call me back but you kiss me when you're drunk

Saturday, October 22, 2011

SOOC Saturday

SOOC Saturday

I love these. More cool stuff I saw on my trip to LA.

Six Word Saturday

In the end, I always win.

I fought the good fight and triumphed over child support! Long story for another day, but a check is in the mail. Never underestimate the power of acting like a crazy bitch.

Friday, October 21, 2011

Friday Funny

It's finally Friday. I've had a shitty week and I can use a laugh. This is a classic!

Sunday, October 16, 2011

Meet Me on Monday


1.  The thing that scares me the most is something happening to my kids that I can't fix or help them with.

2.  Do you like nuts in your chocolate chip cookies?  No

3. If you couldn't change the channel, what tv show would drive you from the room?  iCarly or that Naruto crap my kids watch *shudder*

4.  Pulp or no pulp in your orange juice?  No pulp. It's a drink, not a snack.

5.  Who do you miss the most?  *sigh* Wow, that one's a toughie.  Somebody that I wish was still alive, my Grandma Frances. Just because she always had my back and nothing scared her off. As for anybody else, I'm not going to put that kind of stuff on here any more. Some things are better off private.

Music Monday


It's not the song you think it is!

Now for some happy music!

Gotta love it right?

Okay, not so happy, but we all need a little rock on a Monday right?

I know I've posted this one before, but I still like this song.

Friday, October 14, 2011

Friday Funny - NSFW

We've made it through another week bitches and we've earned a good laugh to get us through the day.

Link up your funny shit. Pictures, videos, stories, or jokes. Whatever makes you laugh.

*Warning* If you link up a post that is not a Friday Funny I will not only delete your link but I will talk shit about you incessantly.  If you're blogging you are clearly capable of reading and writing SO PAY ATTENTION TO THE RULE!

Thanks! Have a great weekend!

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Friday Hops

Go stalk this hooker. Even though she's been MIA for a few weeks. And send her some cupcakes, the poor bitch is knocked up she deserves it.

Then visit this silly bitch. She's a little weird, but we love her any way. Just kidding hooker!

misadventures of a chunky goddess

Stop by and visit the Chunky Goddess. Awesome stuff

After all that shit, if you still have some energy, you can stalk be here

The Twitter





Thursday Thirteen

Thirteen Things I Hate About Being Sick

1. The constant snot fountain that is my nose right now.

2. The snot on my shirt that is from the kids at work that got me sick.  Seriously, I have to go out in public later.

3. Having to constantly empty my trashcan because it's full of snotty tissues.

4.  The lovely hacking cough. So sexy.

5. My froggy voice. I sound like Darth Vader. I will be making lots of phone calls today. I like to share the joy.

6.  I don't have a fever so I still get to go to work!

7.  Constantly clearing my throat. People think I've developed some sort of odd tic.

8.  Living on cough drops.  They make food taste like shit. Not that  I know what shit tastes like, but I imagine it's pretty close.

9.  My nose is constantly red. It's too early for the Rudolph costume.

10.  Drinking gallons of water and having to pee constantly. Oh wait, I do that when I'm not sick. Oops

11.  Having to keep going downstairs to get more tea.  I must teach the girl how to fetch tea.

12.  This cold is making my asthma flare up and I hate not being able to breathe.  Makes it so hard to you know, stay alive and stuff.

Sunday, October 09, 2011

Music Monday


Cute song

Such an awesome duet. I've loved this song for years.

It's time for some happy music! I listen to this song while I'm running, always puts me in a good mood.

*Warning* This song has some naughty words! Lol. Hot stuff for sure

Meet Me on Monday

1. The best part of waking up each day is knowing my parents have already made the coffee and that there's beer at the end of it. Lol

2. How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? Wait, what? Hahaha, just kidding. Um I kinda like the age I am now.  I don't want to go through my 20s again or my teens. I'm good

3.  Red or Green apples?  GREEN!

4.  Do you forgive easily?  That depends on the person and what they did.

5.  If you could live in any home on a television series, which would it be?  Questions about tv shows always stump me. I don't really watch tv. It's always on, but I'm rarely watching it.

Friday, October 07, 2011

Favorite Photo Friday

the long road

Friday Funny

The dog is funny. But I find it disturbing that the dude is sitting on the couch in what looks like his chonies, black socks, and is dancing with his dog.  He really knows how to party!

I'm gonna have to add a rule this week damn it.  Part of the downfalls of hosting a hop I guess. Please link up a Friday Funny post. If it's not an actual Friday Funny post, then I'll have to delete your link.

Friday Blog Hops

misadventures of a chunky goddess

Look at me go! I'm finally getting smart and not doing a dozen posts on a Friday! Go visit Rockin' MamaFrom Mommy to Calm Insanity, and The Chunky Goddess and link up!

You can also find me drinking beer and eating cupcakes here


The Twitter




Now find me and stalk my crazy ass. I'm nothing if not entertaining! 

Wednesday, October 05, 2011

The Buzz About Me 8

1. Do you have a favorite lipstick/lipgloss color?

Yes, it's called Chapstick. Vanilla Mint

2. If there was a language you could learn to speak, which would you choose?

Sign Language.  I know a little, but I would love to be able to sign fluently.

3.  What other languages (besides English) can you speak?

Bullshit, Sarcasm, and  Foul Mouthed Bitch

4.  Are you a morning person?

Yes, although I wish I wasn't.

5. What are three of your pet peeves?

Liars, thieves, and people that link up a post to a hop that isn't related to the damn hop. Read the rules people!

6. Are you dressing up for Halloween? If so, what are you going to be?

I don't know yet. If I do it will probably be something like this

7.  Do you believe in aliens?
Sure, why not?

8. What was the last thing you purchased?
A bag of chips and a pack of gum.

9. Lions, tigers, or bears?

10. What is one famous/interesting event that happened on your birthday? (just month and date, not year)
My birthday is on Groundhog Day. Don't get much more famous/interesting than that!

What the FUCK Wednesday?

This worked out pretty well last week, so let's try it again!

This doesn't need be something that happened today and it can be anything that makes you say, "what the fuck?!"

So link up bitches! 

Just FYI, if you link up a post that isn't a WTF Wednesday, I will delete your link. Cause I'm a bitch like that.

So last week Rockin' Mama had a run in with some Kleenex tissue and Aunt Flo arrived early for me.

This week, it's raining. Now I love the rain, but now I'll have to keep a 2 year old in the house all fucking day. WTF Wednesday?!

Wordless Wednesday

Tuesday, October 04, 2011

Tough Shit Tuesday

I wanted to have afternoons off, tough shit . . . . . but now I get to bank hours in case I get sick or just want a fucking day off, with pay! 

I wanted a salted caramel mocha frappuccino the other day, tough shit . . . . . they were out of salt. Wtf? How do you run out of salt?

I wanted to get started on my sleeve on my left arm with color, tough shit . . . . I'm still a broke bitch and can only get the line work to start. But at least it's something!

I bet you guys wanted a longer post. TOUGH SHIT! I have a concert to get ready for!

Monday, October 03, 2011

Meet Me on Monday - It's back!11

1.  I can't stand when someone ________?
Lies. That's the worst. I drop more people for lying than for anything else.

2.  Do you do daily, weekly or monthly grocery shopping?
I don't. Lol, I give my mom the money and she does it. I'm too busy running around like a maniac.

3.  What kind of car do you drive?
A Toyota Tacoma. I LOVE my truck. 

4.  Crunchy or soft tacos?
Crunchy tacos. Soft tacos just don't make sense to me.

5.  What's the habit you are proudest of breaking?
Um, well. I had quit smoking but it appears to have come back. The cigarettes totally made me buy them. Bastards.

Click the link and go join Java to link up!

Music Monday - The 80s!


Again, for some reason the new Blogger interface doesn't want me to type between or have any space between videos.  I love this week's theme. These were some of my favorite songs when I was a kid.

Sunday, October 02, 2011

Shit I Hate Sunday

Shit I hate . . . . . forgetting my debit card at the bar. That seriously sucked ass. (but I wasn't the only one!)

Shit I hate . . . . little boys that think they have game when clearly they do not.  Don't tell me you ride bulls and think that's going to impress me. My boots are older than you shithead.

Shit I hate . . . . . . stalkers. Seriously, Mr. Winky still won't take a fucking hike. Loser

Shit I hate . . . . . hangovers. Blech, no fucking bueno

Shit I hate . . . . . shitty beer that gives me hangovers. 

Shit I hate . . . . . not being able to sleep in even though I'm exhausted. I made to 7:30am and that was a fucking miracle.

Shit I hate . . . . . . cleaning the bathroom. I need to start making my kids do that shit.

Now click the button and go visit that crazy whore to link your shit up!

Saturday, October 01, 2011


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