Thursday, May 11, 2006

I want a soda!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm craving a soda so bad right now I'm ready to sell some of my jewelry to get one. Or at least put one of the children in a sweatshop for the afternoon for a case diet caffeine free pepsi. Yeah, I know that doesn't really seem like soda. But to the addicted, it is god! I had to give up caffeine because of my acid reflux and because my shrink says it causes anxiety. Doesn't that just suck. I never noticed the anxiety because I was to busy sprinting around my house cleaning at the speed of light and leaping tall buildings in a single bound. Sure I had heart burn like hell had suddenly taken up residence in my chest, but hey, my house was clean!

I ran out of soda about four days ago. Since the workman's comp money quit coming and the state disability checks haven't begun to arrive. I have no money. Well, I'm not completely broke. We have money for the essentials, like the house payment and asthma medicine, but the diet pepsi isn't really a priority for the rest of the household right now. I thought only caffeine withdrawals were supposed to give you a headache, but that's not true. It's the lack of carbination. We've been lied to people. It's an honest to god conspiracy.

I have to quit typing now as Katie is standing next to me giving me the evil eye. She wants to play her Reader Rabbit Game and if I don't get it started soon she will emit a high pitched whine that will shatter ear drums all over the world.

Workout - 30 minutes on the treadmill

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Cori said...

Oooh looks like SPAM.....tell them to get out of here! Anyway good luck with giving up soda....not even one?

girl from florida said...

Maybe you could buy one soda for .50 cents at the store? Just a thought!

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Oooh looks like SPAM.....tell them to get out of here! Anyway good luck with giving up soda....not even one?

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