Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Things I'd rather be doing right now

  1. Anything else
  2. Moving to Jamaica
  3. Hiring a nanny
  4. Hiring a tutor
  5. Building a dungeon
  6. Having my nails pulled out with rusty pliers
  7. Setting my hair on fire
  8. Drinking gas and pissing out a fire
  9. Being run over by a truck hauling bricks
  10. Being drug over hot coals
  11. Being covered in honey and then covered in fire ants

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