Kick Ass Tuesday - Hey! I'm early this time!

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1.Would you rather be forgotten, or hatefully remembered?

Forgotten I guess. Once I'm gone, who really gives a shit?

2. Would you rather lick an old mans armpit, or the bottom of his foot?

Gross. Is there a gun to my head? Okay, armpit. For all I know he's been walking around barefoot in dog shit all day.

3. Would you rather live for something, or die for nothing?

Live for something

4. Would you rather have a great friend you could share everything with, or a great lover you can't really talk to?

Can't I have both? I'm a greedy bitch. I want a great lover I can share everything, or mostly everything with. Wait! I have one. That's right, be jealous bitches.

5. Would you rather know everything about your partner, or be regularly surprised?

I don't like surprises usually.  That being said, there are some things I don't want to know. EVER

6. Would you rather take a shot of a strangers semen, or take a shot of a strangers chewing tobacco spit?

Damn, really woman? Vomit. Chewing tobacco spit. Geez, I was trying to eat. Thanks a lot.

7. Would you rather always have to say what's on your mind, or never speak again?

Say what's on my mind. Ya'll are gonna hear it any way.

8. Would you rather give bad advice, or take bad advice?

Give bad advice. I'm sure I've probably done that already.

9. Would you rather never be able to use the internet again, or never be able to watch TV again?

Never watch tv. There's nothing on half the time any way.

10. Would you rather get even, or get over it?

Get even. I'm still plotting my revenge. LOL